Archive for April, 2009

Naughty Kelly Brook

Sunday, April 12th, 2009

So what has Kelly Brook done now? Nothing recently that we know of except being asked to leave Britain’s Got Talent, not the best advert for her.

So why is she naughty then, you may ask? Well we came across her official web site:  http://www.officialkellybrook.com/index.html and here is our brief review.

Kelly’s web site very boldly says “Actress. Model. Superstar.” Well have you seen “Three” with Billy Zane? Acting was that? Here on YSN we are big fans of Kelly’s but the film must have been another low point as an actress, what crap it was, only worth watching with the sound down to view Kelly in all her glory as a model.

The shop option on Kelly’s site lets you select to buy her new book (was this written by her?) or Kelly’s new calendar. However select the calendar option and you end up on the home page of Danilo where you can select from hundreds of calenders, and unless your a die hard Kelly Brook fan you may soon forget just why you are on Danilo site as you end up looking at everything they have to offer such as Hollyoaks Babes or Hollyoaks Hunks.

The media section features some Kelly Brook video clips of Kelly in Pepsi Spot, Strictly Come Dancing, Dancing Kelly for T-Mobile, her cameo in Deuce Bigalow amongst other clips.

The reason Kelly is naughty is because her official web site has a blog, except there is nothing in the blog and it goes to a nice pink blank page. Her news page does the same, goes blank this time with a off yellow colour. Her chat option takes you away from her site and what you get is very poor indeed.

However the Gallery section of the site is worth a look if you appreciate Kelly as a model with a rich section of photo’s however they don’t go full screen and are within an iframe where most of the site content seems to be fed too.

We think if Kelly Brook wants to be that Superstar that her site says she is then she needs to sort her site out and make it the web site of a Superstar, at the moment its like the site of a third rate actress struggling to become famous.

We love you Kelly Brook sort it out.

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MP in Philippines. A Naughty Expense?

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

We can’t comment on what you can get for £9,900 in three days in the Philippines, but we can guess that would but a lot of naughtiness.

Why would a British MP have to travel to the Philippines? Well the answer is obvious: “to look at sustainable development”. What crap!

£9,900 on three days, what can you get for that? We can leave that to your imagination, but that amount of money can buy a lot of naughty activity anywhere.

What is sustainable development: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sustainable_development

bascially environment, sustainability and economic are the three words used. So the UK tax payer had to spend £9,900 to learn what exactly?

Well what we do know is MP Malcolm Bruce stayed at the Hilton Cebu that has six restaurants and a private beach.

How can this hotel be at the tax payers expense? Why did he need a beach and six resturants to eat from?

There is naughty MP’s and there is ripping off UK tax payers or are they the same thing these days. No respect for the hard working PAYE workers of the UK.

Time for this to stop we think, but it won’t, more MP naughty expenses stories to come.

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Naughty Hoon

Sunday, April 5th, 2009

Please sir, let me rent out my London apartment and pocket all the money and then charge the British tax payer to pay for another two homes for me to live in. Yes not one, but two.

 

Naughty Hoon claimed money off the tax payers as allowances for the running of his constituency house located in Derby by designating this address as his second home, whilst living in another apartment in Whitehall at the tax payer expense.

 

All this while he rented out his London flat to a private tenant and did he offer this money towards either property being paid for by the tax payer, of course not.

 

Naughty Hoon has gone on record and says “he broke no rules in claiming second home allowances for his Derby home while living in a taxpayer-funded apartment in Whitehall”.

 

Who cares if he broke no laws we are all struggling with this Gordon Brown led banking melt down while MPs’ are living it up at our expense when the rules are so crooked that morally they make Judas look like a saint.

 

How much more naughtiness can we expect from this corrupt looking labour party, more will materialise over the next few months, we will bet on it.

 

More naughty claims for expenses that you and I, at work, would be dismissed for even attempting to claim. Well its all got out of hand now.

 

We may yet form the naughty party; at least we would all have some fun and not just the select few in the House of Commons.

 

It could be argued that the last honest person in the House of Commons was Guy Fawkes; yes at least he entered with honest intentions.

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